TMI Tuesday: Sex & the inadequacy of multiple choice.

1. You have been separated from your significant other for six months. An attractive, attentive neighbor has paid you flattering attention. It is obvious he/she wishes to take the relationship further. Do you:
a. Dismiss him/her, you’re in a committed relationship.
b. Continue to flirt, but go no further.
c. Fantasize about him/her, but take care of your sexual needs solo.
d. Let the affair become physical.

e. Don’t shit on your own doorstep

2. A male co-worker whom you have heard is great in bed and very well endowed has been flirting with you a lot. He obviously wishes to start a relationship. Do you:
(This question is for women AND men).
a. Make it clear to him you’re not interested.
b. Flirt with him but go no further
c. Mentally undress him and wonder what he’d be like in bed.
d. Let the relationship become sexual.

e. Don’t shit on your own doorstep

3. Your significant other is impotent most of the time, showing little interest in you and little interest in being sexual. Do you:
a. Resign yourself to no sex.
b. Satisfy your needs with masturbation
c. Find someone who can satisfy you sexually but remain with your significant other
d. Leave him or her

e. Start open and frank discussions on the subject, expressing your needs, how they feel, working through solutions which might involve answers a-d and then consider the options.

4. The last time you and your mate had sex, were you:
a. Concentrating mostly on him/her, and you didn’t even orgasm
b. Thinking about your pleasure and theirs.
c. Concentrating mainly on your own pleasure.
d. Used his/her body as a tool to reach your own orgasm.

e. Exploring new ideas and positions to bring about b. via d including…

f. being a tool to bring about their orgasm too.

5. What kind of partner do you prefer while making love or having sex?
a. Tender, loving, slow and sweeet
b. I don’t care, just do me; it’s been a while
c. Tough, take-charge, I like it a little rough
d. Any lovin’ is good lovin’

e. One who can pick up the nuances of my mood to work out if I need a or c

Bonus: Do you mind if your significant other ogles/checks out another sexy person? What if they comment on that person, do you mind that?

No. In a word.

In fact when we are together in public I’m just as likely to point out another sexy person to him as he is to ogle one 😉 It doesn’t work so well the other way around unfortunately, I think perhaps my tastes are either more refined (I might get told off for that comment) or just not as obvious.

How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment on the TMI Tuesday Blog post for today, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

 

Happy TMI Tuesday!

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Posted on August 9, 2011, in TMI and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. great answers! I decided not to do this TMI cuz I didn’t agree with any of the choices lol!

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