TMI Tuesday: Hot Sport, Hot Water and Hot Coffee

What would you do?

1. You encounter a good looking lost and frantic tourist looking for the airport. You:
A) Shrug your shoulders, feigning ignorance.
B) Find the shortest route on your smartphone and get him/her a cab.
C) Direct him/her to the nearest bus stop.
D) Get your car, pick up his/her luggage and speed to the airport.

Poor chap/chappess. If they are looking for an airport in my town they are seriously lost…  A bus wouldn’t get you there, the train could get you pretty close, a cab would cost you hundreds but it’s the way to go because I’m not going on a 6 hour round trip to an airport for a stranger…  

2. You’re taking a vacation alone. Your destination:
A) Beach resort — I just want to relax and de-stress.
B) A group tour — I don’t want to worry about the details.
C) Wherever the dart lands on the map.
D) Every country with a hostel — my backpack is my home.

Ski Ski Ski Ski…. Even on my own it’s my choice, the rush of cold air, the smell of the snow, the tingle of the hot wine slipping down my throat and the shape of my arse after 2 weeks intense skiing – no competition!! I  might do a city break if I had already been Skiing.

3. Blackout! You can’t watch TV, so you light some candles and:
A) Dig up some batteries and listen to the radio.
B) Invite the neighbors, light a fire and sing camping songs all night.
C) Find a friend and play games that don’t require electricity. . . Like chess.
D) Drive to the next town — oh sweet Wi-Fi, I’ve found you!

I’d run a bath and wallow in the hot water for an hour by candlelight and then pounce on Mr.Beam for some lights out rumpy pumpy…

4. The man/woman of your dreams has finally proposed. The relationship is perfect, they are everything you’ve ever dreamed of and ever wanted. They are also a multi-millionaire and want you to sign a prenuptial agreement. Which would you do?
A) Sign it
B) Just not get married

I’d not get married. If you are considering failure before you even begin it’s pretty poor…

5. If you were going to marry an inanimate object, what would you marry?
Note: A woman has married the Eiffel Tower and another has married the golden gate bridge. Read about it HERE

A coffee machine… I luurrrvvv coffee!! 

Bonus: You’ve just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?

The obvious answer to that is sex toys… so I’m going to go with portable water pumps for 3rd world countries… I always wanted to make a beauty queen type speach! 

How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment on the TMI Tuesday Blog post for today, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

 

Happy TMI Tuesday!

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Posted on September 20, 2011, in TMI and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. Nice job thinking outside the box!

    ~Kazi

  2. Wow! Six hours to the nearest airport? Proximity to an airport is something we really take for granted, even though we rarely fly. The thought of having to drive hours – or even an hour – to pick up visiting family from the airport is something we don’t relish.

  3. You’d make a fabulous Miss World!

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