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TMI Tuesday… Fishy gifts and food…

‘Tis better to give than receive…?

For this week’s TMI Tuesday why don’t you tell us:

1. What was your favorite gift that you received

*soppy moment* my best gift I gave to myself, it was the look of magic and delight on the faces of my smalls as they opened their gifts… makes all the stress and tension slip away.

I also gave myself a Icicles glass tentacle shaped dildo, that is so… very…. incredible *sigh* 

2. What was the most practical gift that you received?

Mr. Beam bought me a mountain bike, tres practical as next week sees the start of a massive fight the bulge movement…

3. What was the silliest, most fun, crazy or impractical gift that you received?

My Dad gave me a box of Roses (chocolates) I’m not that keen on chocolate really, unless it’s Green and Blacks 70% which is wonderfully addictive and rather like sex… 

4. If you had a special holiday meal, what was your favorite food?

Smoked Salmon, Rope hung Scottish Smoked salmon to be very accurate, I’m not sure of the benefits of the rope hanging to the salmon but the imagery worked for me, as for the Scottish bit, well, you know, I have previous 😉 

Bonus:  Share the recipe of your favorite food from the holiday meal.

Take packet from fridge, select very sharp knife, cut edge of packet, peel back plastic, carefully slide fingers under the slice of salmon enjoying the cool moistness of the delicate flesh sensitivly draped over your fingertips, raise fingers to mouth and suck the salty fishyness into your mouth, hold the flesh in your mouth to savour the flavour, chew, swallow, wash down with Chablis, lick lips, suck fingers seductively, have some more. 

Bonus, bonus:  Whatcha doin’ for New Year’s Eve?

Getting drunk in the Hot Tub in my garden.


How to play TMI Tuesday:

Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment on the TMI Tuesday Blog post for today, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.


Fragrance? Pour Homme…

Can I just start by saying that Mr.Beam doesn’t smell… well not bad anyway, not everyday 😉

and he also rarely reads my drivel…

That said, I was wondering what to get him for the Chrimbo fiasco, what I would like Him to have, not necessarily what he wants that is… and I thought I’d quite like him to have some aftershave or fragrance or whatever it is they market smell stuff as these days.

He usually uses Lynx deodorant which can be quite masculinity and sexy smelling but I’d like to buy him some that makes my knees go weak… for those moments when a girl needs weak knees – y’know…

But bloody hell there is a lot of this stuff out on the market! CK Giorgio Gucci YSL…. I haven’t got all day to wander around the shopping centers of Great Britain sniffing hunky man smell, apart from the fact that some of this stuff makes me sneeze I’ve noticed that after a while you just can’t smell anything anymore!!

So I’m asking my beloved blog readers (yes, that’s you at the back as well) can you recommend a pong to niff please? A few suggestions to get me started? A shortlist if you would please?

Don’t send me to harrods though eh? I’m a poor, out of work writer living in a hovel… (This is true except the hovel bit and ‘out of work’ is kinda a lifestylie choice thingy)

So what are you waiting for? Promote that pong!!!