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T.M.I. Tuesday – What’s In A Name?


“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet”

–William Shakespeare, “Romeo and Juliet.”

Meaning: What matters is what something is, not what it is called.

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1. You have started your own sex themed business. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product?

I’d love to provide romantic holidays, evenings in beautiful hotel rooms, dinner on the balcony, exotic sex locations, fulfilling fantasies – whatever they are. I’d call it Fantasy Sexploration

BONUS: In one or two sentences, what is your business’s slogan or motto?

Your Fantasies Fulfilled

2. You have to write a 10-word message to the man/woman of your dreams, what would you say?

Take me in your arms and kiss me, shift gravity.

3. What’s the word or string of words your partner can say to you that sends you over the edge the quickest?

He tells me I’m beautiful, that he needs me, that he loves his Classy Lady with the filthy little slut inside.

4. What is the nickname of your partner’s pussy or dick? Did you name it or was it already called that.

He has such a perfect penis but it doesn’t really have a nick name as such,  not one I can say with my mouth full anyway 😉

5. What would you call yourself if you could choose your own name?

My name is boring, dull as dishwater, I’ve always wanted to change it but it was chosen for me by my parents who I love, so I keep it. If that wasn’t an issue I’m not sure where I would start!

My grandmothers name was Violet, I’ve always loved it, so perhaps Violet.

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Dear Boys of the Interweb

Dear Boys of the Interweb

What the fuck makes you think we ladies want to see your dicks?

*breathes calmly and continues*

Obviously I am only speak for myself concerning the matter but that has never stopped me randomly ranting before.

Pictures of your private member in your Twitter avi are not pleasant, self portraits in my Submit box are not devoured with relish, rather scorned at and deleted (especially if you are a spotty teenager – I’m no cougar! but brownie points there for audacity 😉 )

Don’t get me wrong chaps, I like penis, yes I do! Love it even… I’m most certainly a cock girl, maleness is my thing but like so many other women my HEAD gets turned on before my BODY, mostly in the form of allure and mystery, a hint of a great thing being restrained in your trousers.  The mere suggestion of your fuck me eyes is more likely to get what you are after then flashing your equipment. Your confidence in your ability (confidence not arrogance!) your body language, your desire are most likely to get you noticed. If you can effectively weave words of desire and longing (and you can deal with my tendency towards sarcasm) with a hint of bad boy and a big dose of humour: THAT is the path of attraction! Even in 140 charectors, we can tell the diamonds not matter how rough.

I can tune out (thanks to my app) any pictures you may wish to post in your timeline so fair enough but please, Not Avatars of your pride and joy or prong pictures in my DM box.

I totally understand that a lot of you appreciate the finer attributes of the female body being displayed for your perusal and would probably not object to all womens Avi’s being being boobs or pussy pictures. When John Grey said ‘Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus’ he was so very right and that is what makes life so very interesting a lot of the time, feel free to look and enjoy, it doesn’t work like that for me, I’m a Venusian.

Now look, I know you are not all in the dark about this, I had a chat with a fella this morning on the very same subject, though I completely understand why he (a straight man) blocked someone for a dick picture, so spread the word and help the other chaps out, enlighten them, (or perhaps enlighten me as to why I’m wrong.)

The sexiest avi’s I have seen in recent months involved a man crawling across a bed towards the camera, a wonderful smart suit and tie shot, a naked chest and a might fine set of abs. I know you could be misled by the beautifully lit and photographed pictures of male incredibleness that inevitably adores most female’s tumblrs, mine included. By all means, hire a top class clicker and get your naked body out in the mainstream as black and white photographic art, I’m all for that!  Love it. But honestly, you can’t replicate that with your blackberry…

Many kind regards, looking forward to sexy teasing Avi’s in my time line

Me.

 

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