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Everybody is doing sex toy reviews… the write ups and tweets are Everywhere! *Looks at my inbox* I should be so lucky.  It has started me thinking, is that all there is?  Okay, so a selection of Anal toys to experiment with and maybe a sex swing  would be a riot to write about but even as a novice writer of slightly smutty stories there is so much more to me and I hope this blog, then just sex toys! (Is there such a thing as ‘just sex toys’? *Smirks*)

So…  what would be a blast to review?

1) ‘Romantic’ short breaks: Last time I reviewed a hotel I was using it on my own 😦 I’d love to drag the OH off for a sleazy weekend and tell everyone how fab it was!

2) Spa Breaks: So far, I have a shortlist of 3 female bloggers who would love to go and partake in an escape at a spa, I mean, we may write erotica but we are all women, Loads of women read my inane witterings, please tap my market by indulging me to a weekend break?

3) Lingerie or sexy stylish clothing: If you send it I will wear it, promise! I may even post a photo of me in it if you are that desperate! I do love corsets… and I have always wanted to experience a personal shopper or a make over…

4) Wine!!!! I mean seriously dear Wine companies! Sexy people drink wine! As an ex wine rep I’m perfectly placed to spit in a bucket but as we all know, all the best ladies swallow.

5) Sexy Shoes: Now this would be a challenge for a company! I have terrible feet for sexy shoes, high instep, wide feet.

6) Beauty products: Yes.. yes… I need all the help I can get!!

7) Coffee: Because I’m an addict #nuffsaid

8) Theatre!: Got a sexy show? I will travel and pay my own expenses, there is not enough Theatre in my life, I love it.

9) Limo companies: What fun! I’d love to zip around the city pretending to be someone 🙂 Chill some champers and I may even swoon.

10) Red Letter Days: My husband would go crazy after driving a F1 car or a 4×4, feeding tigers etc There are so many and they are all so sexy!!!

So, there you are and that is just off the top of my head, an audience is an audience after all? Is there more to life then sexy toys? (probably not…)

 

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TMI Tuesday: Summertime, Hol’s, Lube and Sneaky Sex ;-)

In the Summertime

1. What is your favorite summer clothing item or outfit?

I’m not a fan of clothing, I find it restrictive and uncomfortable but I do appreciate that not everyone wants to look at my slightly flabby, stretchmarked torso, not attractive! There are always deliveries to sign for here and I really don’t want to give the old guy a coronary.  So while I tend not to wear anything at all in the house if I can help it I do throw on a sundress or just a long skirt pulled up over my boobs for in the garden.

2. Did you or will you take a summer vacation? If yes, where did you go?

We have been, we went to Mallorca for a week. We also had 2 nights in Dartmouth and a weekend in Minehead earlier this year, I’m trying to sort out another camping trip for late August.

3. What is your ideal weekend away (e.g. city, beach or wilderness)?

Ideally a weekend away should be somewhere new every time, there is so much to see why restrict yourself? I have always fancied a Luxury Spa weekend (any PR people reading? I’d do a hot write up!) I have also got a long list of European and UK cities I’d like to visit starting with Rome but the forest is one of my favourite places, the smell of the trees, cool breezes, bird song…

4. What would you pack for a naughty weekend?

Sexy undies, lube, a few toys and something smart to wear out for Dinner, just encase we remembered to eat!

5. What item(s) do you never unpack, never take out of the luggage from trip to trip?

There is nothing, when we get back from a trip the bags are emptied completely and put away.

Bonus: Last vacation sex… Tell us what happened

Sneaky, muffled, pillow biting, quiet sex in a room in which my children were sleeping….

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

Ice Ice Baby…

I’m a great fan of cold, love it, one might say I can’t get enough of it.  When I’m all hot and steamed up, cold hands running up my back make me shiver in the good way. Lick me, blow on it lovingly and  buttons get firmly pushed all over my body.  Ice cubes traced delicately around my nipples send me gasping, begging for more and push them inside me and I will probably have your babies…

Don’t worry, I’m well up to speed on how babies are made 😉

Glass dildos have a certain je ne sais quoi, especially when applied straight from the freezer.  My glass waterproof vibe from a certain high street sex toy shop is the Most. Amazing. Vibrator. In. The. World. it’s permanent place of residence when not in use is the ice cube tray in the freezer, Yum.

So when I was in that certain High Street sex toy shop and happened to see a Mint orgasm increasing cooling lube my face broke into a smile which probably made the shop assistant blush. I say probably, I wasn’t looking, I’d just fallen in love… (At this juncture I’d like to point out that this is not a sponsored post but I’m open to bribes suggestions concerning product reviews, especially lingerie  and tickets to theatres, just saying…)

Now, this green goo really does have a pleasant nip to it and it tastes pretty good too, as for orgasm enhancing I may have to do some experimentation to prove it wasn’t a fluke, you know, scientifically speaking.

But maybe it’s me, I’m the sensitive sort. (You can tell can’t you I know I oooze a sort of helpless female, lay back and take it, thinking of England charm…. Not.)  It’s left my lady parts rather swollen.  I’m making assumptions as to why because I don’t think the act itself was any more vigorous than usual although it has to be said I got what I was after Thursday more or less *grins and sniggers*  so I have to believe the gel has caused the swelling of my not so tiny and neat vagina.  It’s almost twice it’s normal size and chaffes as I walk!

This swelling does seem to be restricted to my genitalia, his seems so far unchanged in size typically, I asked him, ‘What do I do? There’s nothing I can put on it is there?’ and he said ‘For swelling anywhere else you put on a cold compress’ I frown until the light dawns ‘like a bag of frozen peas’ Mmmm this is looking interesting ‘Yes, but you will have to throw away the peas afterwards’ He knows I hate waste…

So, I spent several hours yesterday afternoon sitting on a freezer pack, covered in a pillow case, while I worked on my manuscript and it was very pleasant indeed! and yes, the swelling has eased a lot thank you for being concerned, if it happens again you will be the third to know no doubt.

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