Period Piece

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Go on, Vamos!

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I remember reading a post on Molly’s Daily Kiss a few months ago that made me smile, you know one of those slow knowing smiles when you find someone writing something you can really relate to, her post A Period Drama  concerning sex during menstruation was the first post that made me see the incredible depth she enjoys in her relationship with Signs. It also made me appreciate the relationship I have with himself.

My “problem” is my period often makes me like a dog on heat. It starts off on a Emo day and I know it’s on it’s way, sore tits and the grumps, talk to me that day and I’m likely to blub, it’s only one day a month of otherwise good emotional stability, I consider myself lucky.  Two days later and hey! Surprise surprise, lets head to the supermarket for the monthly supply.

From then on the urge to orgasm gets stronger and stronger, if left alone by the time the curse has gone I am wound up enough to go on the rampage! As a respectable member of society it’s the responsible thing to try and do something about my raging horn at least mid period, knock an edge off it, so to speak.  After living through this a few times I know my options well.  The easiest option is of course wanking, truly the least satisfactory option, a solitary, sultry, sneaky wank might be the most desirable course of action at other times of the month but not then, that would be too easy… Wanking each other is far more fun but again, smooths the edge slightly, not enough.

The second option is to get on with it anyway, I’m no less sexy to him, apart from the odd pimple perhaps but let’s face it ladies, with an understanding partner it is of course fine, messy yes but still enjoyable. However, the chances are if you are like me, you are not comfortable enough to even consider it an option! He gets that look in his eye and I watch his not insubstantial BFF getting it’s own ideas and he gets told firmly that he’s not shoving that in my pussy! No Sir! Bugger OFF!!

Which brings me neatly to option three. The sweet one, the one that hits the spot, knocking all kinds of edges into a diamond cut.  Himself often calls me his par 3 girl. Don’t worry, I had to refer to the mecca of wisdom on all sex slang phrases myself.  Urban Dictionary has quite a lot to say on the subject of Par and of course we all know this is the WORD.

Three Hole Par

When you shag a girl in the mouth, the pussy and the arse.

He took his cock from her mouth and placed in in her pussy. After a while she said she was ready and he gave her an anal ride, completing his three hole par

…and as they say ‘two outta three aint bad.’  and somehow, anal sex is far better at that time of the month then at any other time.

TMI Tuesday – Regrets? Never Dwell…

Regret is a state of mind that I don’t usually allow myself to dwell on, shit happens, it’s make me who I am, I get up and brush the dust off and get on with the hand I have been given…

… but since you asked.

REGRETS

1. What was the last thing you regret buying?

I’m struggling with this, cash is pretty tight around here and thanks to really needing a holiday the credit card is bulging over too… I don’t really have anything I regret buying, I don’t shop a lot as I don’t enjoy it!

2. What was the last sex toy you regret buying?

My anal beads are something and nothing, I’m so glad I bought the butt plug at the same time…

3. Briefly describe a time that you had sex, and you should not have. Why did you do it?

I once had sex with someone I shouldn’t have, our relationship changed and was never the same again. Why did I do it? because it could have been the best ever – it wasn’t.

4. If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?

26

5. A good friend’s significant other flirts with you; would you tell your good friend?

Lord no! It would be my fault anyway I’m terrible for flirting, I bet I started it!!

6. What is your greatest professional regret?

That I’ve ever had to work at all to be honest, I’ve never found a job I enjoyed… I’d love to be passionate about work, have a calling in life, that would be a gift indeed.

Bonus: What is your biggest regret?

Regrets, I’ve had a few….

I regret how I’ve had to struggle at times, to keep a roof over my head or even have enough to eat.

I regret any time I may have caused another person pain, people lash out these days with little thought for others or taking responsibility for their actions, I try not to do this and fail, often.

I regret not charging at life full on, I have a tendency to be cautious and I’m not a risk taker.

I regret that I often put up a mask and hide, usually with humour and a smile, it’s easier to do this then let people know you are hurting but sometimes there is nothing better then letting someone special hold you.

But as I’ve said, if you dwell on them they eat you.

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Happy TMI Tuesday!