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TMI Tuesday… Fishy gifts and food…

‘Tis better to give than receive…?

For this week’s TMI Tuesday why don’t you tell us:

1. What was your favorite gift that you received

*soppy moment* my best gift I gave to myself, it was the look of magic and delight on the faces of my smalls as they opened their gifts… makes all the stress and tension slip away.

I also gave myself a Icicles glass tentacle shaped dildo, that is so… very…. incredible *sigh* 

2. What was the most practical gift that you received?

Mr. Beam bought me a mountain bike, tres practical as next week sees the start of a massive fight the bulge movement…

3. What was the silliest, most fun, crazy or impractical gift that you received?

My Dad gave me a box of Roses (chocolates) I’m not that keen on chocolate really, unless it’s Green and Blacks 70% which is wonderfully addictive and rather like sex… 

4. If you had a special holiday meal, what was your favorite food?

Smoked Salmon, Rope hung Scottish Smoked salmon to be very accurate, I’m not sure of the benefits of the rope hanging to the salmon but the imagery worked for me, as for the Scottish bit, well, you know, I have previous 😉 

Bonus:  Share the recipe of your favorite food from the holiday meal.

Take packet from fridge, select very sharp knife, cut edge of packet, peel back plastic, carefully slide fingers under the slice of salmon enjoying the cool moistness of the delicate flesh sensitivly draped over your fingertips, raise fingers to mouth and suck the salty fishyness into your mouth, hold the flesh in your mouth to savour the flavour, chew, swallow, wash down with Chablis, lick lips, suck fingers seductively, have some more. 

Bonus, bonus:  Whatcha doin’ for New Year’s Eve?

Getting drunk in the Hot Tub in my garden.


How to play TMI Tuesday:

Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment on the TMI Tuesday Blog post for today, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.


Chocolate Fetish Frustration!

I’ve always fancied that I’m pretty mean at Tumblr… Tell me what you want to look at and I will have a pretty good go at finding something that hit’s the spot, I love surfing through archives picking out pictures that appeal to me, which is probably why my Tumblr addiction has got so bad – I need to cut back and I will – soon #addict!

Yesterday I decided to have a theme day on The Darker Side of a Lady, why will become apparent to those of you following, it’s just a bit of fun. I found quite a few of the pictures I wanted in my stream and then I wanted a picture of a beautiful man covered in melted chocolate. Not hard you would think but I have spent hours trawling through Tumblr, Google and Flickr and I’m coming up dead.

I asked Tumblr to help and instantly 2 people suggested this

Which I had actually already found myself and dismissed, he’s 1) a bit seedy and 2) not enough nakedness (but thanks for trying guys xx ), Another Tumblr I follow said she had one in her archives so I dutifully trawled her archives and found this

Now we are getting there! On closer inspection, this photo is really poor quality, it’s grainy. I’d like it crisper, perhaps a little more lower? *sniggers* and black and white would be awesome!

So taking on board the slogan, you would think that out there is a picture of a hot guy with chocolate ooozing all over his wonderful chest and err whatever, in focus, preferably in black and white, tempting me to lick that chocolate off his body….

If there is I’m buggered if I can find it…

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